Break on through to the other side: it's all about this.
This is a time of great prophecy.
Will anyone ever ask the big fake music star who has played with the best about all this?
Alibis and jurisdictions
A picture of me from the 90s.
My legal last name is Bernet.
The mafia parked me in a kitchen while I spent my youth trying to figure out how to escape their boundless malice. Everything that should have been mine was given to the assassin wardens who man my sneaky prison. This is how international banking operates. The honest must be suppressed so these murderers can keep their scams going.
Memoirs Of Meneval, 890-900: Russia
Super Angry Miranda's New Worldwide Hit, A Cover Of Old Time Rock And Roll By Bob Seger
Super Miranda's Street Justice - "In Your Eyes"
Super Miranda is thrilled to present the latest episode of “Street Justice.” Her journey to become a rock star started with Elvis Costello’s “How To Play Guitar And Y.”
“In Your Eyes”
Peter Gabriel rocked the 80’s with his hit “In Your Eyes” from his album entitled “So.” He now has a new record out, “i/o.”
“Eye Of The Tiger”
Survivor ruled 1982 with their monster hit, “Eye Of The Tiger.” Miranda has the Eyes Of The Mermaid. That’s got to be pretty close.
“You Can’t Always Get What You Want.”
Lord Chancellor of England, Mick Jagger, leads The Rolling Stones in the classic, “You Can’t Always Get What You Want.” Miranda is in full Mermaid Punk mode, which means this one is from the heart.
“The March Of The Black Queen”
From Miranda’s Closet Classics comes this phenomenal Queen song, “The March Of The Black Queen.”
“High Flying, Adored”
Madonna. Antonio. Evita. Miranda. And a special guest appearance by the lead anchor of TNT, Fifi Darling!
“Hey You”
Welcome to the machine, Pink Floyd fans! Miranda is proud to present one of the greats, make that two of the greats, with Floyd’s awesome “Hey You.”
“Year Of The Cat”
When Allen heard Miranda was going to be featuring Al Stewart’s classic folk rock song, “Year Of The Cat” on her show, he just had to stop by and sit in.
“People”
Who does it better than Barbra Streisand? Answer - no one. From the 1968 musical “Funny Girl” comes the power ballad, “People.” For this one, Miranda turned up the Caliente Mermaid Spice to 11.
“Love Will Tear Us Apart”
Though only together 2 years, Joy Division gave us some memorable songs, including “Love Will Tear Us Apart.” You can hear how much this one means to Miranda.
“Wouldn’t It Be Nice”
When you think about it, The Beach Boys would be a cool nickname for Mermen. Maybe that’s why Mermaid Punk Spice goes so well with this classic Beach Boys song.
“Last Boat Leaving”
Guru Elvis Costello shows us all how it’s done. Those sea bells bookmarking the song make it feel like he’s performing right there live on the show. Instead, we have Sleazy Father Declan making another surprise appearance.
“Me And Julio”
Funk master Paul Simon is bringing us some fun.
“You Can Call Me Al”
Paul Simon. Chevy Chase. Angry mermaid. Classic.
“April 5th”
Looking to feel better about yourself? Then might I just recommend this tender, affirmative song sure to lift your spirits. Kris Kristofferson, Rosanne Cash and Elvis Costello make the magic happen.
“If You Love Me”
When Sleazy Father Declan heard that Elvis Costello was going to be on the Miranda show, he asked to sit in.
“The Miracle”
Queen are back! You know what that means. So is Starydusty, the Avatar of Marc Bolan,.
“April Come She Will”
Angel voiced Josh Groban sings this beautiful Simon & Garfunkel song.
“ABC”
This one is also known as “The Jackson Five Song.” Why? Because it was a monster hit and The Jackson Five were adorable.
“Keep Yourself Alive”
Rock legends Queen rock us with their rocking song, “Keep Yourself Alive.” Great message. Great to see Stardusty, the Avatar of Marc Bolan, drop by, too.
“Shipbuilding”
Don Elvis Costello and jazz legend Chet Baker perform one of the most beautiful songs ever. It is a cautionary tale that Miranda is grateful to join in on.
“Bridge Over Troubled Waters”
The King, Elvis Presley, covered Paul Simon’s amazing gospel anthem, “Bridge Over Troubled Waters.” Miranda is honored to perform this song with him.
“Cherish”
Madonna frolicking in the surf with a pack of Merpeople? Sounds right up Miranda’s alley.
“I Do It For Your Love”
Paul Simon gifts us with the tender Bossa Nova-esque romantic song, “I Do It For Your Love.”
“She’s Gone”
Can you guess which is the most successful duo in music history? If you said Hall & Oates, then you must have been to their website because that’s what it says there. These guys rock. Soul, meet Mermaid Spice.
“Hammer To Fall”
Rock Legends Queen perform their power anthem “Hammer To Fall” with a special appearance by Stardusty, avatar of Marc Bolan. This amazing video has won the prestigious Tanster Webby Song of the Year.
“Loves Me Like A Rock”
Take some Paul Simon. Add a generous helping of Stevie Wonder. Sprinkle liberally with The Dixie Hummingbirds. Top with Miranda the Mermaid. What do you get? Just one of the coolest songs ever made.
“Paranoia Blues”
The one, the only, the great Paul Simon has done it again with this very cool song. Now with Mermaid Blues Spice.
“Graceland & Outrageous”
That’s right, faithful friends, Miranda is giving us all a DOUBLE SHOT! The one, the only … Paul Simon is singing two of his classics for us … back to back!
“Under African Skies”
The original video is from a 1987 concert in Zimbabwe. Paul Simon is singing with Miriam Makeba. Now they’re both singing with Miranda, the mermaid.
“Private Eyes”
Daryl Hall and John Oates gave us a classic with their “Private Eyes.” Hall is going to be touring with Elvis Costello this year. I wonder if they’ll give us a double shot of this and Costello’s “Watching The Detectives.”
“Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes“
If you haven’t heard this song by Paul Simon and Ladysmith Black Mambazo, then you do yourself a favor and listen to it. Not only is it a beautiful piece of music, but it’s culturally interesting.
“I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)”
Introducing the newest flavor of sound, Mermaid Jazz Spice. See what it does to this Daryl Hall and John Oates cool, fun hit.
“The Boxer”
With Art Garfunkel and his golden voice and Paul Simon and his amazing musical talents, “The Boxer” is a classic. Strap on your seatbelt for the Mermaid Spice Caliente version.
“The Man Who Sold The World”
Imperial Socerer David Bowie made magic with this song. Now with Mermaid Spice.
“Duncan”
Miranda has loved this song since she was a tadpole. Paul Simon is a major talent and “Duncan” shows why.
“C’etait Toi (You Were The One)”
Miranda’s vigilante instincts were trigged the moment she heard French being sung. Yes, Billy Joel did a song with some French lyrics. It proves a fitting capstone for his immortal run on the Miranda show.
“Piano Man”
The ultimate Billy Joel song, a defining number that serves as an origin story. It also features a mermaid tattoo. Coincidence?
“Laura”
Another Billy Joel deep cut destined to be an instant classic. It sure sounds like there is a lot of truth in this one.
“The Stranger”
You know which stranger Billy Joel is singing about. That weirdo in the mirror.
“Being With You”
Step on board the Soul Train! Next stop - Smokey Robinson Station.
“Stiletto”
Miranda continues the amazing run of Billy Joel showcases, now with a live, 1979, performance of his classic, “Stiletto.”
“New York State Of Mind”
Billy Joel. This time with Mermaid Jazz.
“All For Leyna”
Take one Billy Joel. Add a healthy dose of Miranda the Mermaid. Shake. Violà
“My Life”
Billy Joel tells it like it is with this classic song. Miranda is right there with him.
“Goodnight Saigon”
Tonight, on a very special episode of Super Miranda’s Street Justice, we proudly present Billy Joel’s powerful tribute to veterans, “Goodnight Saigon.”
“Basket Case”
Miranda fans have been clamoring for Miranda to showcase this classic Green Day smash. Their demands are answered. Synchronicity zeitgeist.
“Shameless”
“Definite Instant Classic” announced the awards committee of the Tanster Webbys. “Billy Joel and Miranda really know their soul,” said committee spokesman, Gor-Lak.
“Lullabye”
This is one of Billy Joel’s most tender, sweetest songs. Of course the addition of some spicy Mermaid Punk is going to change the vibe.
“Vienna”
Legendary musical artist Billy Joel created a legendary song with “Vienna.” This is one of Miranda’s favorites.
“Don’t Ask Me Why”
Billy Joel is back! “Don’t Ask Me Why.”
“You Are So Beautiful”
Billy Preston and Bruce Fisher wrote this amazing song which Joe Cocker made his own. And now, of course, there is the Mermaid Spice version.
“Big Shot”
Hit maker Billy Joel did it again with the sarcastic, shaming number, “Big Shot.”
“Just The Way You Are”
This brand new video has just won the Galaxy Vision Music Contest! Congrats!
“She’s Always A Woman”
This beautiful Billy Joel song has always been one of Miranda’s favorites.
“Angry Young Man”
Billy Joel could have called this one “Angry Young Mermaid.” Listen to it and you’ll see why.
“Allentown”
Not only is “Allentown" the name of a real place and the name of a great Billy Joel song, but it could also be the perfect name for a biography of Allen, the anchor at Tanster News Tonght.
“You May Be Right”
Rock/Jazz/Pop/Singer-Songerwriter Billy Joel may be crazy, but so what?
“Pressure”
Fan demand for this Billy Joel classic has been high. Release the enorphines!
“Movin’ Out (Anthony’s Song)”
Billy Joel did it again. He is a phenomenal song writer, as this hit so amply proves. Of course this version has Mermaid Spice.
“Zanzibar”
In addition to being one of the coolest songs of all time, “Zanzibar” is just plain fun to say. Billy Joel shows us how it’s done.
“Scenes From An Italian Restaurant”
This epiisode has been awarded the prestigious Tanster Webbie Video Of The Year. Congratulations Miranda and Billy!
“You Light Up My Life”
Miranda is thrilled to join the amazing Debby Boone singing Joseph Brooks’ romantic smash, “You Light Up My Life.”
“Jump Up”
Don Elvis Costello gifts us with a beautiful little song that brings out a different side of Miranda.
“Turn The Lights Back On”
BREAKING NEWS: Grandmaster Billy Joel has just released his first single in 17 years! It appears to be all about the Plight Of Miranda. Coincidence?
“Honesty”
Just in time for Honest Abe’s birthday, Miranda presents the always incredible Billy Joel doing his passionate hit, “Honesty.”
“Greatest Love Of All”
The amazing songstress Whitney Houston wowed the world with her powerful song, “Greatest Love Of All.” Miranda is a HUGE fan.
“A Change Is Gonna Come”
This powerful song is enhanced by the inspiring montage in the lyric video from the official Sam Cooke Youtube channel.
“What A Wonderful World”
Legendary soul pioneer Sam Cooke gifts us with his romantic song, “What A Wonderful World.” Of course it’s a whole different experience when you add Miranda’s Caliente Mermaid Spice.
“The Rose”
Is there a more beautiful song than Bette Midler’s “The Rose?” Wait until you hear it with Mermaid Spice, Caliente Style.
It’s certain European aristocrats behind all this marauding.
They could never keep it up without their assassins like D who keep the system going so it can ruin our lives.
That spy agency took everything and treats my twin like a zoo animal but he kept a card up his sleeve.
When a spy agency can pull off ordering the world to pretend to ignore an artist, it says quite a bit about the scope of their power.
Do you think this policy of silence agenda has been assisting or backfiring on these sneaky perpetrators?
